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  Season 39: Episode 21


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May 17th, 2014

Andy Samberg

St. Vincent

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Maya Rudolph

Seth Meyers

Bill Hader

Martin Short

Paul Rudd

Fred Armisen

Kristen Wiig

Pharrell Williams

2 Chainz

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A Message from Solange & Jay-Z
Summary: Jay-Z (Jay Pharoah) and Beyonce's (Maya Rudolph) sister Solange (Sasheer Zamata) insist that there's no bad will toward one another.

Recurring Characters: Jay-Z, Beyonce.


Montage


Andy Samberg's Monologue
Summary: Andy Samberg performs a series of quick impressions so he can surpass Bill Hader's record.

Transcript


Camp Wicawabe, 1990
Summary: Two loud little terds Cambria (Aidy Bryant) and Piper (Kate McKinnon) host a talk show in their bunk for fellow campers.

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An SNL Digital Short
Summary: DJ Davvincii (Andy Samberg) keeps his frantic crowd waiting to find out "When Will the Bass Drop?"


Confident Hunchback
Summary: A hip Quasimodo (Andy Samberg) hits on all the ladies at the tavern below the bell tower.

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St. Vincent performs "Digital Witness"
Lyrics


Weekend Update with Cecily Strong & Colin Jost
Summary: Comedian Bruce Chandling (Kyle Mooney) jokes about Memorial Day. Paul Rudd gets "In the Cage" with Nicolas Cage (Andy Samberg).

Recurring Characters: Bruce Chandling, Nicolas Cage.


The Vogelchecks
Summary: Members of the Vogelcheck Family (Fred Armisen, Kristen Wiig, etc.) continue to kiss one another.

Recurring Characters: The Vogelchecks.

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Waking Up with Kimye
Summary: Kanye West (Jay Pharoah) and Kim Kardashian (Nasim Pedrad) make final wedding preparations.

Recurring Characters: Kanye West, Kim Kardashian.

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An SNL Digital Short
Summary: Andy Samberg and Pharrell Williams rap about only giving girls "Hugs".

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Legolas from 'The Hobbit' Tries to Order at Taco Bell
Summary: Legolas (Andy Samberg) vexes counter jockey (Jay Pharoah) while ordering from Taco Bell.

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Blizzard Man
Summary: Blizzard Man (Andy Samberg) records a track with 2 Chainz.

Recurring Characters: Blizzard Man.

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St. Vincent performs "Birth in Reverse"
Lyrics


Bvlgari
Summary: Vacuous ex-porn stars Brookie (Vanessa Bayer) and her friend (Cecily Strong) submit a commercial for free Bvlgari watches, with the help of former conjoined twin actors Tweedle-Dee (Andy Samberg) and Tweedle-Dong (Kristen Wiig).

Recurring Characters: Brookie, Friend.

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Goodnights
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Dress Rehearsal Cuts




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