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Legolas from 'The Hobbit' Tries to Order at Taco Bell
Announcer: And now, Legolas from The Hobbit tries to order at Taco Bell.
Legolas: I have no memory of this place. Good Day!
Employee: Welcome to Taco Bell. May I take your order, please?
Legolas: A red sun rises. Blood has been spilled this night.
Employee: No man. It's just sauce over there.
Legolas: I'll take two beef chalupas.
Employee: Two beef chalupas for this hippie lady.
Legolas: You have my thanks. But I cannot linger. How's the Cool Ranch Doritos Taco Loco? Is that good? I keep hearing about it.
Gimli: Just save some for me!
Legolas: Gimli, you've returned!
Gimli: That's right old friend. Hi, I'll have a cheesy chicken burrito as well as, one of everything else on the menu, please. Ha, ha, ha! Funny! I thought I would never dine with an elf.
Legolas: Then how about dining with a friend?
Gimli: Aye! That I can do. Ha ha ha!
Employee: (looking at the camera) White people.
Announcer: This has been Legolas from The Hobbit tries to order at Taco Bell.
Submitted by: Raul Gonzalez