Summary: Chris Pratt sings a song about how great it is to host "Saturday Night Live".
Summary: Man (Taran Killam) uses extra-strength erection pill to ensure he has a stylin' boner.
Summary: On his birthday, a lonely boy's (Kyle Money) wish for his He-Man (Chris Pratt) and Lion-O (Taran Killam) toys to come alive backfires when they'd rather fondle one another and hit on his mom (Aidy Bryant).
Summary: Nurses (Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, Chris Pratt) at veterinarian's office alert customers that their pets have died.
Summary: New line of Marvel films are made with no original thought and guaranteed to attract audiences everywhere.
Ariana Grande performs "Break Free"
Weekend Update with Colin Jost & Michael Che
Summary: Girl (Cecily Strong). Leslie Jones comments on being a single black woman in today's world. Pete Davidson comments on the business sensibility in going down on a guy. Colin Jost and Michael Che advise President Barack Obama to cheer up by delivering sensible advice.
Recurring Characters: Girl.
Summary: At a bar, (Aidy Bryant) hits on (Chris Pratt) by rapping about her big fat ass.
Summary: In a spoof of 90's sitcoms, (Chris Pratt) falls in with a group of young bad boys, nearly alienating himself from his roommates (Beck Bennett, Kyle Mooney).
NFL On CBS
Summary: Members of the Baltimore Ravens and the Carolina Panthers introduce themselves and list their recent crimes.