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  Season 40: Episode 2


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October 4th, 2014

Sarah Silverman

Maroon 5

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60 Minutes
Summary: Steve Kroft (Beck Bennett) grills President Barack Obama (Jay Pharoah) about White House Secret Service gaffes.

Recurring Characters: President Barack Obama.


Montage


Sarah Silverman's Monologue
Summary: Sarah Silverman seeks praise from a female audience member before taking questions from her younger self in the audience.

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The Fault in Our Stars 2
Summary: Cancer teen Theodore (Taran Killam) is repulsed to discover he's entered a relationship with Ebola teen Olive (Sarah Silverman).


Joan Rivers
Summary: Joan Rivers (Sarah Silverman) arrives in Heaven and begins to roast other celebrities.

Recurring Characters: Joan Rivers, Benjamin Franklin, Steve Jobs.

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Whites
Summary: White dominance won't last much longer, so let's all enjoy it while we still can!


Forgotten TV Gems
Summary: A look back at an unsuccessful daytime soap opera that portrayed women as friendly toward one another instead of catty and bitchy.


Maroon 5 performs "Animals"


Weekend Update with Colin Jost & Michael Che
Summary: Al Sharpton (Kenan Thompson). Colin Jost checks with Michael Che to see which black words he can get away with using as a white man. Garage (Kate McKinnon) & Her (Sarah Silverman).

Recurring Characters: Al Sharpton.


Riverboat
Summary: A trio of Tina Turner impersonators (Sasheer Zamata, Cecily Strong, Sarah Silverman) lament their lives as they perform "Proud Mary".


Car Ride
Summary: Girl's (Sarah Silverman) confession of overseas infidelity leads to unanounced family turmoil during the ride home from the airport.


Poem
Summary: After (Kyle Mooney) discovers he shares a common interest with Ashley (Sarah Silverman), he's beat up by her jealous boyfriend (Beck Bennett).


Maroon 5 performs "Maps"


Vitamix
Summary: In an infomercial, (Vanessa Bayer) touts the overpriced blender that her friend (Sarah Silverman) can't afford.


Goodnights
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