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  Season 1: Episode 1




75a: George Carlin / Billy Preston, Janis Ian

Goodnights

.....George Carlin

George Carlin: Just wanna thank you all for having some live fun with us -- you at home and everybody here. And wanna thank all the guests, of course: Janis Ian, Billy Preston, Albert Brooks, the Muppets, Valri Bromfield, Andy Kaufman, the Not quite Ready for Prime Time Players and everyone who took part in this. And I would not be sensible and sane if I didn't tell ya [holds up a copy of his Grammy-nominated comedy album "An Evening with Wally Londo, Featuring Bill Slazso"] I got a brand new album this week. I hope you'll see it. Bye-bye.

[Applause. The SNL Band plays the closing theme for the first time. Carlin waves goodnight, interacts with the crowd and, at one point, mimes falling asleep as we see the following credits:]

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Costumes Furnished by BROOKS VAN HORNE

produced by LORNE 'BUD' MICHAELS

directed by DAVE 'BUD' WILSON

written by
ANNE 'BUD' BEATTS
CHEVY 'BUD' CHASE
AL 'BUD' FRANKEN and TOM 'BUD' DAVIS
LORNE 'BUD' MICHAELS
ROSIE 'BUD' MICHAELS
GARRETT 'BUD' MORRIS
MICHAEL 'BUD' O'DONOGHUE
HERB 'BUD' SARGENT
TOM 'BUD' SCHILLER
ALAN 'BUD' ZWEIBEL

script consultant
HERB 'BUD' SARGENT

writing supervised by
MICHAEL 'BUD' O'DONOGHUE
LORNE 'BUD' MICHAELS

associate producer
BARBARA 'BUD' GALLAGHER

production and costumes designed by
EUGENE 'BUD' LEE
FRANNE 'BUD' LEE

music director
HOWARD 'BUD' SHORE

film segments produced by
PENELOPE 'BUD' SPHEERIS
GARY 'BUD' WEIS

title sequence
EDIE 'BUD' BASKIN

talent consultant
CRAIG 'BUD' KELLEM

talent scout
JOHN 'BUD' HEAD

assistant to the producer
AUDREY 'BUD' DICKMAN

production manager
EDWARD 'BUD' DYAS

unit manager
JIM FOX

technical director
HEINO RIPP

lighting directors
BOB DAVIS
HERB GREELEY

audio
SCOTTY SCHACTER

video
TONY NELLE

associate director
PETER FATOVICH

stage managers
JOE DICSO
BOB VAN RY

makeup
FRANCES KOLAR

hairstyles
TED LONG

production assistant
NEIL LEVY

design assistance by
DONNA 'BUD' TOMAS
AKITA 'BUD' YOSHIMURA

graphics
BOB 'BUD' POOK

executive producer for NBC
DICK 'BUD' EBERSOL

this has been an NBC television network production

[Toward the end of the credits, we pan up to the chandelier hanging above home base. The image of the chandelier eventually goes out of focus and the show ends.]


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