Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 3

75c: Rob Reiner

Wrigley's Gum

Priest.....Tom Schiller

[ open on a funeral scene, open casket centered between two rows of chairs ]

[ mourners arrive and take their seats along the rows ]

[ finally, the priest appears to the casket's side and stares at the deceased ]

[ the priest then picks up an oversized pack of Wrigley's Gum and holds it along the casket ]

Priest: Carry it with you!

[ the mourners turn around in their seats and wave their arms before the camera ]

Mourners: [ choir-voice ] Fresh Mint Flavor!!!

[ fade ]

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