Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 1: Episode 4

75d: Candice Bergen / Esther Phillips


.....Chevy Chase
.....Jacqueline Carlin

[ open on attractive couple walking arm-in-arm through Central Park ]

[ they walk through a tunnel ]

[ they take a boat ride through the lagoon ]

[ they smile as they watch a passing parade ]

[ they grab a frankfurter from a cart vendor ]

[ they continue to stroll through the park arm-in-arm, smiling all the way ]

Announcer: Neither of these people use any commercial product to make themselves more attractive to each other.

[ fade ]

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