Summary: Southern Californian Sherry (Laraine Newman) has won the Miss America Beauty Pageant, but she refuses to accept her crown.
Recurring Characters: Sherry.
Note: Michael O'Donoghue is no longer credited as a Not Ready For Prime-Time Player, though he does appear in a non-speaking role during ABBA's performance.
Robert Klein's Monologue
Summary: Robert Klein does stand-up about animal stereotyping.
Bio: Robert Klein (1942-). Comedian; one of the early members of both Chicago's Second City troupe and the Improvisation club during the 1960's; starred in the CBS summer replacement series "Comedy Tonight" in 1970; minor film credits include: "The Owl & The Pussycat" (1970).
Summary: ABBA perform aboard the Titanic as the ship's Captain (Robert Klein) discovers a leak.
Bio: ABBA are the Swedish husband-and-wife teams of Benny Andersson & Anni-Frid "Frida" Lyngstad and Björn Ulvaeus & Agnetha Faltskog. Their group name is an acronym of the initials in their first names.
Bio: Loudon Wainwright III (1947-). Humorous folk singer/songwriter; a descendant of colonial governor Peter Stuyvesant; son of Loudon S. Wainwright, Jr., who worked as a writer and editor for Life magazine; appeared recurringly as Capt. Calvin Spalding during the third season of "M*A*S*H"; he was once married to Kate McGarrigle, who often recorded his songs with her sister, Anna.
Summary: An exterminator (John Belushi) and his associate (Robert Klein) enter a basement to kill the roaches. Horrified at the prospect of harming one of God's creatures, the associate refers to the film, "The Eternal Crawl," which traces the triumpant existence of roaches throughout human history.
Summary: Gilda Radner talks about how much she enjoys being a fireman, and offers some fire prevention tips.