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  Season 1: Episode 5





75e: Robert Klein / ABBA

Goodnights

.....Robert Klein

[ dissolve onto Robert Klein, standing alone on the tage wearing a purple bathrobe ]

Robert Klein: Ahh. We had a wonderful time. I love this bathrobe they got me, they apparently picked it up from the state institution. It's owned by an old guy who went like this. I want to thank everyone. Our guests: ABBA, Loudon Wainwright, the cast, and everyone. Have a good week, and thank you.

[ Klein opens his bathrobe to expose his clothes underneath, as the house band pots up and the credits begin to scroll ]

Don Pardo V/O: The Muppets are: Frank Oz, Jerry Nelson, Fran Brill, Alice Tweedy, Richard Hunt and Jim Henson. The Pong players were Franken & Davis. Join us next week. This is Don Pardo saying - often saying - funnier than this. Good night.


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