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  Season 1: Episode 6


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Novemmber 22nd, 1975

Lily Tomlin

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The Muppets

Howard Shore

Jacqueline Carlin

Tom Davis

Neil Levy

Alan Zweibel

Anne Beatts

Rosie Shuster

Ford Address
Summary: President Ford takes phone calls from the Oval Office.

Recurring Characters: President Gerald Ford.

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Montage


Lily Tomlin's Monologue
Summary: Lily Tomlin does a cheer for New York City.

Bio: Lily Tomlin (1939-). Comedienne/actres; former regular on "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In" during the early 1970's; film credits include: "Nashville" (1975).

Also Hosted: 76a, 82j.

Cameos: 76n.

Note: The Home Base stage has been redesigned starting with this episode.

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Beetoven I
Summary: While horsing around on the piano, Ludwig von Beetoven (John Belushi) invents "Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ole Oak Tree."

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Lily Tomlin & Howard Shore's All-Nurse SNL Band perform "St. James Infirmary"
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Triopenin
Summary: Product's child-proof safety cap prevents arthritis medicine from being used.

Note: Repeat from 10/11/75.


Jaws III
Summary: The hunt for the Land Shark (Chevy Chase) continues.

Recurring Characters: Land Shark, Sheriff Brody, Matt Hooper.

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Interracial Couple
Summary: A clumsy bellboy (Chevy Chase) drops the Sunday papers upon seeing a black man (Garrett Morris) and a white woman (Jane Curtin) in a hotel room together.

Note: Uses the same set as "Jaws III".

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Edith Ann Film
Summary: Edith Ann (Lily Tomlin) narrates her adventure at the ice skating rink.

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Beetoven II
Summary: While horsing around on the piano, Ludwig von Beetoven (John Belushi) sings "My Girl."

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Weekend Update with Chevy Chase
Summary: Chevy Chase pours Weekend Update sponsor, Spud Beer, onto his suit. Garrett Morris again repeats the top story for the hard-of-hearing.

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Spud Beer
Summary: The perfect brew following your electroshock therapy.

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A Letter to Patty Hearst
Summary: Suzy (Lily Tomlin) writes a letter of forgiveness to sorority sister Patty Hearst.


Show Us Your Guns
Summary: In a parody of the Lark cigarette commercials, SNL's film truck passes through the city streets asking to see citizens' firearms.

Note: Repeat from 10/11/75.


The Muppets
Summary: Scred falls in love with Lily Tomlin. Together, they sing "I Got You Babe."

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"The Impossible Truth"
Summary: Albert Brooks reports unlikely news items in his short film.

Note: Repeat from 10/11/75.


Beetoven III
Summary: While horsing around on the piano, Ludwig von Beetoven (John Belushi) and his wife (Gilda Radner) and maid (Laraine Newman) harmonize on "sings "What'd I Say?"

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Male Sexual Harassment
Summary: Construction women take lessons on how to harass men.

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Speed
Summary: Diet pill lets housewife (Anne Beatts) get lots of work done.

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50's Dance
Summary: A monologue in which a teenager (Lily Tomlin) gossips about her classmates while at the school dance.

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Goodnights
Summary: Lily Tomlin & The Bees perform "Bee Scat"

Recurring Characters: Bees.



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