75h: Candice Bergen / Martha Reeves, The Stylistics
Princess Grace.....Candice Bergen
Announcer: And now, her Serene Highness, Princess Grace of Monaco, for new Tarn-Off.
Princess Grace: Hi. I'm Princess Grace for Tarn-Off, Rovco's amazing new tarnish remover. This revolutionary new product cleans fast and effectively and is safe for everything -- even tarnished diamonds! With only one dunk -- [ she dunks her head in the tarnish bowl ] new Tarnish eats up varnish, leaves your crown sparkling! Yes, get down between encrusted jewels without rubbing! Isn't that amazing! And Tarn-Off cleans a sceptior before you can say -- [ she dunks the sceptor ] "Let them eat cake!" Tarn-Off is ideal for family heirlooms.
[ two knights in rusty armor march forward ]
Princess Grace: Remove grit, grime, and germs from other centuries!
[ she dunks their armored gloves into the tarnish bowl ]
Knights: Ooohhh! Look how shiny!
Princess Grace: Try it! Tell your friends! Tarn-Off is used in vice regal homes all over Europe and Asia Minor. And if you order now, I'll send you this book of spicy Mediterranean recipes!
I don't rub, I don't scrub. I don't even wipe! With Rovco's new Tarn-Off!