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  Season 1: Episode 9




75i: Elliot Gould / Anne Murray

Gilda & Elliot III

.....Gilda Radner
.....Elliot Gould
Mrs. Radner.....Paula Kahn

[ as everyone disperses the Killer Bees sketch, Gilda Radner approaches Elliot Gould ]

Gilda Radner: Um -- Elliot? Do you have a few minutes? [ Elliot looks around, shrugs ] Just wait here, there's somebody I want you to meet!

[ Gilda rushes to the set's front door, admits an older woman onto the set ]

Gilda Radner: Um -- Elliot? This is my mom. Mom, this is Elliot!

Mrs. Radner: Oh! I'm so glad to meet you!

Gilda Radner: How was yourr flight up, Mom?

Mrs. Radner: Oh, it was lovely, dear. We had dinner and drinks.

Gilda Radner: Oh! [ to Elliot ] Mom just flew in from Florida!

Elliot Gould: Well, it's very nice to meet you, Mrs. Radner.

Mrs. Radner: It's lovely to meet you, and I love ALL your pictures. Everyone likes them, and Michael thinks you're just --

Gilda Radner: Uh, Michael's my brother. He saw "Getting Straight" about six times! He's taking a later flight, you can meet him later.

Mrs. Radner: [ to Elliot ] I want to thank you -- I want to thank you for being so lovely to my daughter. You're just a doll!

Elliot Gould: Uhhh --

Mrs. Radner: It's such a pleasure to meet you.

Elliot Gould: Well, uh -- uh -- you must be very proud of Gilda, she's so talented, and she's gonna be a big star from this show here.

Gilda Radner: Thanks! [ to her mom ] Okay, well, we'll see you later.

Elliot Gould: Okay.

Mrs. Radner: [ to Elliot ] It was a pleasure.

Elliot Gould: Oh, yeah, yeah...

Mrs. Radner: From what Gilda tells me, we should be seeing a lot of each other!

Elliot Gould: Oh?

Gilda Radner: Okay! Come on, Mom! Good bye, Elliot! [ they step away ]

Elliot Gould: [ desperately, to the camera ] Could we go to a commercial, or something, now?

[ fade ]


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