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  Season 1: Episode 9





75i: Elliot Gould / Anne Murray

Goodnights

..... Elliot Gould
..... Gilda Radner
Priest ..... Michael O'Donoghue
..... Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Jane Curtin, Laraine Newman

[ FADE IN on a close-up of Elliot Gould at home base ]

Elliot Gould: Do I say anything? When?

[ The camera pulls back to reveal the entire cast, except for Garrett Morris, standing on-stage with Elliot. Gilda is dressed in a wedding dress, Jane and Laraine are her bridesmaids, and Dan, John, and Chevy are all in tuxedos. A priest stands in front of Elliot and Gilda ]

Priest: I now pronounce you man and wife.

[ Applause. The credits roll as the camera pulls back on an overhead shot of the wedding. In the credits, Dave Wilson's name is X'd out, a reference to the Killer Bees sketch earlier in the show ]

Don Pardo (V/O): The Muppets are Frank Oz, Jerry Nelson, Alice Tweedy, Richard Hunt, and Jim Henson. Also featured in tonight's cast: Michael O'Donoghue and Paula Kahn. Lorne Michaels was played by Dave Wilson. Dave Wilson was played by Lorne Michaels. And guess who played Don Pardo? Next week's host: Buck Henry. Good night!


Submitted by: Dan Pascoe


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