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  Season 1: Episode 10





75j: Buck Henry / Bill Withers, Toni Basil, The Blues Brothers

Evelyn Woodski Speed Reader School

Man.....Chevy Chase

[ open on man seated at desk rolling a joint ]

[ he rolls the joint tightly, licks it, then places the joint on the desk and stares apprensively at it ]

[ he then rolls up his right shirt sleeve, removes his belt, and tightens it around his arm ]

[ finally, he takes the rolled-up joint and attempts to poke it into a vein in his arm ]

[ the joint crumbles, as the man wrinkles his brow in wonder ]

[ dissolve to title card ]

Announcer: [ with SUPER: "Why Do Yuo Think They Call It "Dope"? ]

[ fade ]


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