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  Season 1: Episode 10

75j: Buck Henry / Bill Withers, Toni Basil, The Blues Brothers

Evelyn Woodski Speed Reader School

Evelyn Woodski.....Laraine Newman

[ open on Evelyn Woodski sitting in a chair with a sheet of paper in her hand ]

Evelyn Woodski: [ reading ] "Heel... heh... hello. My... nom -- name... is... Ev-il-lyn... Wood -- Wood-ski."

[ SUPER: "Wooski is a Russian name, honest" ]

Evelyn Woodski: "And I am the... flounder -- founder... of the... Evelyn Woodski School of Speed... Ree -- Ree-ah-ding -- Ree -- Ree-ay-ding -- Reh -- Redding? [ looks off-screen ] Redding? Redding!"

[ Woodski puts the sheet down and smiles at the camera ]

[ dissolve to title card ]

[ SUPER: "The Ev-il-lyn Wood-ski School of Speed Ree-ah-ding...? Redding?" ]

[ dissolve to audience shot, zoom in on woman with SUPER: "Has Met Martin Milner" ]

[ fade ]

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