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  Season 1: Episode 12

75l: Dick Cavett / Jimmy Cliff


...Dick Cavett

[Dick is standing on home base alone]

Dick Cavett: You don't see acts like that last one on the Family Hour, you'll admit that. This show is a lot of fun to work- by the way, I want to thank everybody- It will be on next on Valentine's weekend, that- that Saturday, and if our show was not seen in your city tonight, please write, and let us know what you thought of it. [bemused smirk, as if waiting for the audience to get the joke]. Night. [Turns around to walk upstage, starts to take off suit jacket agressively as if annoyed as closing theme begins to play. No credits roll- all that shows is the Delta Airlines and Brooks Van Horn credits]

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