Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: A Film By: Cameos:
February 28th, 1976
Jill Clayburgh
Leon Redbone
The Singing Idlers
Andy Kaufman
Gary Weis
Edie Baskin
Lorne Michaels
Rosie Shuster
Alan Zweibel
William Wegman
No More Falls
Summary: Tired of playing a buffoon on SNL, Chevy Chase tells Lorne Michaels he won't be doing any more falls for the show. Transcript
Montage
Jill Clayburgh's Monologue
Summary: Don Pardo's game-show descriptions accentuate Jill Clayburgh's story of her date with him. Transcript
Summary: Speaking as a representative of slavery, Garrett Morris says he'll be happy to accept guilt funds from white people everywhere. Transcript
Great Moments In Herstory II
Weekend Update with Chevy Chase
Summary: Laraine Newman reports from a vacant New Hampshire a week after the Primary. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) says she opposes the "deaf" penalty. Recurring Characters: Emily Litella.
H & L Brock
Summary: Lowell Brock (John Belushi) and the H & L Brock tax team show how you can claim your home as a church and use it as a tax write-off. Transcript
The Singing Idlers perform "Semper Paratus"
Jill Clayburgh & The Singing Idlers perform "Sea Cruise"
Car Yummies
The Muppets
Summary: The Muppets couldn't be here this week, so Chevy Chase takes their place, using his bare hands to enact a scene titled "Paying the Milkman." Transcript
Gary Weis Film
Andy Kaufman
Summary: Andy Kaufman pulls up four members of the audience to lip-synch to an old recording of "Old MacDonald." Transcript
The Restaurant
Summary: While on a date, a woman (Jill Clayburgh) wonders what her boyfriend (Chevy Chase) is thinking about. Transcript
Triple-Trac
Summary: The three-blade razor is designed for people who'll believe anything they see. Note: Repeat from 10/11/75.
Leon Redbone performs "Big Time Woman"
Great Moments In Herstory III
"The Mr. Bill Show"
Summary: In a film by home viewer Walter Williams, clayman Mr. Bill is tortured by Mr. Hands and Sluggo. Transcript