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  Season 1: Episode 17





75q: Ron Nessen / Patti Smith

Press Secretaries Through History

Leonid Pushnev.....Ron Nessen

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Announcer: And now: Leonid Pushnev, Press Secretary for Czarina Catherine the Great.

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Leonid Pushnev: Comrades to the Press... I have a tragic announcement to make. Catherine the Great, her Imperial highness, Queen of all Russia... Catherine the Great has been KILLED in a riding accident. We don't really have any other details, except that she died in the saddle... and, from now on, wll be referred to as Catherine the Mashed. Thank you.

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