Summary: After being created, the Bride (Madeline Kahn) Of Frankenstein's Monster sings "I Feel Pretty."
Weekend Update with Chevy Chase
Summary: Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) sees nothing wrong with "violins" on television. Chevy Chase repeats the top story for cows.
Recurring Characters: Emily Litella.
Super-Absorbent Dry Hose
Carly Simon performs "Half a Chance" & "You're So Vain"
Note: Because Carly Simon was too shy to perform in front of a live audience, her musical appearance was pre-taped.
Note: One of the members of Carly Simon's band was unable to perform, so Chevy Chase grabbed a cowbell and took his place.
Summary: Pat Nixon's (Madeline Kahn) diary entries chronicle Richard's (Dan Aykroyd) last days in office.
Recurring Characters: Pat Nixon, Richard Nixon, Julie Eisenhower, David Eisenhower, Henry Kissinger.
Note: The photo of Abraham Lincoln calls Richard Nixon a "dip" in the sketch, though, in the original script, he was to use the word "schmuck", which was censored because it was believed the viewing public associated the word with penis.