Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

May 8th, 1976 Madeline Kahn Carly Simon The Muppets Paul Shaffer Howard Shore Marilyn suzanne Miller

Reagan's Hipness

Recurring Characters: Ronald Reagan. Transcript

Montage

Madeline Kahn's Monologue

Wilderness Comedian

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Not For Ladies Only

Summary: Baba Wawa (Gilda Radner) and Marlene Dietrich (Madeline Kahn) have difficulty understanding each other during an interview. Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters. Transcript

Slumber Party

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Namibia Fondue Sets

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The Muppets

"I Feel Pretty"

Summary: After being created, the Bride (Madeline Kahn) Of Frankenstein's Monster sings "I Feel Pretty."

Weekend Update with Chevy Chase

Summary: Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) sees nothing wrong with "violins" on television. Chevy Chase repeats the top story for cows. Recurring Characters: Emily Litella.

Super-Absorbent Dry Hose

Carly Simon performs "Half a Chance" & "You're So Vain"

Note: Because Carly Simon was too shy to perform in front of a live audience, her musical appearance was pre-taped. Note: One of the members of Carly Simon's band was unable to perform, so Chevy Chase grabbed a cowbell and ook his place.

Final Days

Summary: Pat Nixon's (Madeline Kahn) diary entries chronicle Richard's (Dan Aykroyd) last days in office. Recurring Characters: Pat Nixon, Richard Nixon, Julie Eisenhower, David Eisenhower, Henry Kissinger. Note: The photo of Abraham Lincoln calls Richard Nixon a "dip" in the sketch, though, in the original script, he was to use the word "schmuck", which was censored because it was believed the viewing public associated the word with penis. Transcript

Gary Weis Film

Chinatown

Imitations By Kahn

Madeline Kahn performs "Lost In The Stars"

Goodnights