75t: Dyan Cannon / Leon & Mary Russell
[ open on Gilda Radner and Laraine Newman standing on stage ]
Gilda Radner: Laraine. uh --
[ Buck Henry appears behind them ]
Buck Henry: Hi, Gilda! Laraine!
Gilda Radner: [ waving him off ] Wait one second. [ to Laraine ] Uh, Laraine, you know that next week, May 22nd, on "Saturday Night", Buck Henry will be the host of the show.
Laraine Newman: Buck Henry?! [ she clamps her hands to her face and sticks out her tongue ] Eeuuuuggghhh!!
Gilda Radner: Laraine, he was on before, he was wonderful...
Laraine Newman: Uggghhhh, he's DIS-GUST-ING!!
Gilda Radner: Laraine, he was really good --
Buck Henry: [ interrupting ] Gor -- Gord -- Gordon Lightfoot will be on --
Gilda Radner: [ waving him off ] Could you just wait one second? [ to Laraine ] Laraine, you must be nice --
Laraine Newman: HE'S DISGUSTINNNGGGG!!!
[ Gilda acknowledges that Buck is standing behins them ]
Laraine Newman: Buck! How are you!
Buck Henry: Hi, Laraine!
Laraine Newman: Oh, how do you do?
[ Laraine leans in to kiss Buck, but he rebuffs her ]
Gilda Radner: [ laughing ] Buck, we'll be excited to work with you next week.
[ both girls lean in to hug Buck, as he stick his tongue out ]
[ fade ]