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  Season 1: Episode 20






75t: Dyan Cannon / Leon & Mary Russell

Next Week

.....Gilda Radner
.....Laraine Newman
.....Buck Henry

[ open on Gilda Radner and Laraine Newman standing on stage ]

Gilda Radner: Laraine. uh --

[ Buck Henry appears behind them ]

Buck Henry: Hi, Gilda! Laraine!

Gilda Radner: [ waving him off ] Wait one second. [ to Laraine ] Uh, Laraine, you know that next week, May 22nd, on "Saturday Night", Buck Henry will be the host of the show.

Laraine Newman: Buck Henry?! [ she clamps her hands to her face and sticks out her tongue ] Eeuuuuggghhh!!

Gilda Radner: Laraine, he was on before, he was wonderful...

Laraine Newman: Uggghhhh, he's DIS-GUST-ING!!

Gilda Radner: Laraine, he was really good --

Buck Henry: [ interrupting ] Gor -- Gord -- Gordon Lightfoot will be on --

Gilda Radner: [ waving him off ] Could you just wait one second? [ to Laraine ] Laraine, you must be nice --

Laraine Newman: HE'S DISGUSTINNNGGGG!!!

[ Gilda acknowledges that Buck is standing behins them ]

Laraine Newman: Buck! How are you!

Buck Henry: Hi, Laraine!

Laraine Newman: Oh, how do you do?

[ Laraine leans in to kiss Buck, but he rebuffs her ]

Gilda Radner: [ laughing ] Buck, we'll be excited to work with you next week.

[ both girls lean in to hug Buck, as he stick his tongue out ]

[ fade ]


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