75t: Dyan Cannon / Leon & Mary Russell
Florida Orange Juice
Anita Bryant.....Jane Curtin
Terrorist 1.....John Belushi
Terrorist 2.....Dan Aykroyd
[ open on exterior, Holiday Inn burning, sounds of gunshots being fired ]
[ cut to footage of terrorists firing guns ]
[ dissolve to close-up of Anita Bryant, smiling ]
Anita Bryant: What's a florida sunshine girl like me doing in Beirut? Spreading the good word about orange juice, that's what!
[ pull back to reveal Anita tied to a stake, as terrorists holding a pitcjer of orange juice appear at her sides ]
Anita Bryant: Hi, I'm Anita Bryant! Sure there's war, strife, and bloodshed in the Middle East. Eternal chaos can be a hassle! But even this war-toen country enjoys Florida sunshine!
[ one of the terrorists holds a glass of orange juice to Anita's lips and lets her drink, as the other terrorists bites into unpeeled oranges ]
Anita Bryant: Mmm, that's good! It's refreshing and has Vitamin C. So why not get with it? People all over the world are enjoying the natural freshness of orange juice! So... [ singing ] "Come to the Florida sunshine..."
[ the second terrorists covers Anita's face with a burlap sack ]
[ the first terrorist gives the firing squad a command to open fire ]
[ Anita's limp body leans forward as she's shot ]
Terrorist 2: What do we do with the body?
Terrorist 1: Uhhh -- bury her in the space we have reserved for the Pope.
[ fade ]