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  Season 1: Episode 22


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May 29th, 1976

Elliot Gould

Leon Redbone

Harlan Collins

Joyce Everson

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Neil Levy

Paul Shaffer

Doris Powell

Akira Yoshimura

Wax Museum


Montage


Elliot Gould's Monologue
Also Hosted: 75i, 76s, 78i, 79k, 80a.


Academy of Better Careers
Summary: Now you can be a stand-by operator, too.

Note: Repeat from 10/11/75.


European Poker Player


Babs' Uvula
Summary: Babs' (Gilda Radner) doctor (Chevy Chase) tells her that she's let her uvula go to the dogs.

Transcript


Leon Redbone performs "Shine On Harvest Moon"


The Last Voyage of the Starship Enterprise
Summary: The crew of the Starship Enterprise are wary of a mysterious car following them through space. Unable to escape the strange pursuit, the car's occupants, NBC executive Herb Goodman (Elliot Gould) and his associates, soon enter the Starship Enterprise, whereupon they announce that the "Star Trek" series has been cancelled. The crew accepts this proclamation, but William Shatner (John Belushi) hangs on to his persona as Captain Kirk, determined to get his crew out of this unexpected twist, even as NBC executives dismantle the set around him.

Recurring Characters: Captain James T. Kirk, Scotty, Mr. Sulu, Dr. McCoy, Herb Goodman.

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Vibramatic Personal Massager


Weekend Update with Chevy Chase
Summary: Chevy makes faces during Audrey Peart-Dickman's (Jane Curtin) patriotic Bicentennial commentary. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) helps Chevy Chase repeat the evening's "flop" news story.

Note: Audrey Peart-Dickman is also the name of the show's Associate Producer.

Recurring Characters: Emily Litella.


Shirley Temple Black


Gary Weis Film
Summary: "Uncle Charlie's School."


The Honeymooners
Summary: The Bees portray "The Honeymooners", with Ralph (John Belushi) and Alice (Gilda Radner) learning of her pregnancy.

Recurring Characters: Bees.


Leon Redbone performs "Walking Stick"


Show Us Your Guns
Summary: In a parody of the Lark cigarette commercials, SNL's film truck passes through the city streets asking to see citizens' firearms.

Note: Repeat from 10/11/75.


Harlan Collins & Joyce Everson perform "Heaven Only Knows"


Goodnights



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