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  Season 1: Episode 24





75x: Kris Kristofferson / Rita Coolidge

Goodnights

.....Kris Kristofferson

Kris Kristofferson: Hi! I just want to thank all the people who let us be on this show, with all the crazy people that work on it. They got one of the greatest studio bands there probably is anywhere -- and I got one of the best bands, too! [ the audience cheers and applauds ] Hey! It's such a DAMN pleasure to work any place where you got any real imagination working, and I got a great band and some great girls back there working with me, too. God bless, y'all! Thank you very much!

[ as the credits begin to roll, the cast climbs up to join Kristogfferson on Home Base ]

Announcer: Hi, this is Dan Aykroyd, one of the Not Ready For Prime Time Players, inviting you to watch the Beach Boys Special on NBC on Thursday, August 5th. Some of us from "Saturday Night" were involved in the production, and you'll be neatly surprised. "Sam-son, Sam-son, Sam-son..." and more! Watch The Beach Boys -- Thursday, August 5th on NBC. Thanks a lot. Good night.


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