Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 2: Episode 1


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September 18th, 1976

Lily Tomlin

James Taylor

The Muppets

Taylor Mead

Tom Davis

Al Franken

Marilyn Suzanne Miller

Alan Zweibel

Michael O'Donoghue

Paul Shaffer

Lily's Arrival
Summary: The cast waits for Lily Tomlin to arrive at Studio 8-H. She finally shows up with her entourage in tow and no intention of rehearsing for the show.


Montage


Lily Tomlin's Monologue
Summary: When the cameras go off, the audience sees how Lily Tomlin really feels about the show.

First Hosted: 75f.


Debate '76
Summary: President Ford (Chevy Chase) and Governor Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd) cover strange ground during their first debate.

Recurring Characters: President Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter.

Note: Chevy Chase actually injures himself in the groin while falling over the podium. He will miss the next two shows while recovering from his injury.

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James Taylor performs "Shower The People"
Bio: James Taylor (1948-). Singer/songwriter; married fellow singer/songwriter Carly Simon in 1972.

Also Performed: 78r, 79n, 87i, 91i, 93f.


Weekend Update with Chevy Chase
Summary: Laraine Newman reports from an outbreak of Foreign Legionnaire's Disease at the Blaine Hotel. Emily Litella phones Chevy Chase to inquire about five "crustaceans" that hijacked an airplane.

Recurring Characters: Emily Litella.


The Phone Company
Summary: Telephone operator Ernestine (Lily Tomlin) says that the Phone Company doesn't have to care about its consumers.

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The Muppets
Summary: In the final Muppets piece, the Muppets wake up in a morgue-like atmosphere, surprised that they didn't officially make it to the second season. Lily Tomlin wanders downstairs to visit them and perform a final song.


James Taylor performs "Road Runner"


Tess & The Salesman
Summary: Christmas-loving Tess DiSenzo (Lily Tomlin) chats with real estate salesman Ralph Hopkins (Garrett Morris).


James Taylor performs "Sweet Baby James"


We Asked Judith Beasley
Summary: Dan Aykroyd encourages housewife Judith Beasley (Lily Tomlin) to perform a series of crazy stunts around town.


Women In Literature
Summary: Elna Sullivan's (Laraine Newman) journal entries are devoid of depth.


Gary Weis Film
Summary: "Television Viewer" is Gary Weis' premiere film for the new season, and it features writer/performer Taylor Mead's thoughts on his neverending viewing of television programming.

First Appeared: 75n.


The Antler Dance
Summary: Lily Tomlin and Payl Shaffer and the SNL Band lead the audience in a wild performance of "The Antler Dance".


Goodnights



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