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  Season 2: Episode 9

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November 27th, 1976

Jodie Foster

Brian Wilson


Chevy Chase

Jacqueline Carlin

Dave Wilson

Lorne Michaels

Neil Levy

Alan Zweibel

Anne Beatts

Marilyn Suzanne Miller

Tom Schiller

Michael O'Donoghue

Phasing Gilda Out
Summary: Gilda Radner announces that she won't be seen much in tonight's episode.



Jodie Foster's Monologue
Summary: Jodie Foster explains that the cast and crew haven't treated her any differently just because she's SNL's youngest host thus far.


Pilson's Feedbag Dinners
Summary: Chevy Chase endorses the dinners for people who are always on the go.


Believe In Bees
Summary: Wendy (Jodie Foster) meets Bee Peter Pan (Laraine Newman) and Tinkerbee (John Belushi), but doesn't take their existence seriously.

Recurring Characters: Bees.


Brian Wilson performs "Back Home"

Rovco's Puberty Helper
Summary: As a manic pitchman (Dan Aykroyd) promotes the product, Jodie Foster demonstrates how it works to cure teen trauma.


Metal Detector
Summary: The metal detector at an airport reveals a traveler's (Dan Aykroyd) bizarre fetish.


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin
Summary: Jane Curtin asks President-Elect Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd) a trivia question about Generalissimo Franco over the phone. Fake footage shows Christina and Jackie Onassis mud-wrestling. Jane Curtin reads viewer suggestions on how Morris the Cat can commit suicide.

What Kinda Guy Watches Saturday Night?
Summary: Steve Bushakis (John Belushi) reveals that he's the kinda guy who watches SNL.

Recurring Characters: Steve Bushakis.


Brian Wilson performs "Love is a Woman"

Little Known Talents Of The Not Ready For Prime-Time Players
Summary: Gilda Radner and Laraine Newman demonstrate talents that include an impression of a possessed chicken.

Don Pardo: The First 50 Years
Summary: Don Pardo's life history is acted out by the cast.


Jodie's Teacher
Summary: Jodie Foster hopes to make summer plans with her teacher, Mr. Davis (Dan Aykroyd).


Kids' Dreams
Summary: Kids talk about their dreams in a film by Gary Weis.

The King Kong Dirge
Summary: Garrett Morris sings a dirge about King Kong.

I'm Not Black
Summary: A husband (Garrett Morris) learns the horrifying truth about his wife (Jane Curtin).


Mr. Mike's Least-Loved Bedtime Tales
Summary: Mr. Mike (Michael O'Donoghue) tells the story of "The Little Train That Died."

Recurring Characters: Mr. Mike.


Brian Wilson performs "Good Vibrations"


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