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  Season 2: Episode 9


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November 27th, 1976

Jodie Foster

Brian Wilson

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Chevy Chase

Jacqueline Carlin

Dave Wilson

Lorne Michaels

Neil Levy

Alan Zweibel

Anne Beatts

Marilyn Suzanne Miller

Tom Schiller

Michael O'Donoghue

Phasing Gilda Out
Summary: Gilda Radner announces that she won't be seen much in tonight's episode.

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Montage


Jodie Foster's Monologue
Summary: Jodie Foster explains that the cast and crew haven't treated her any differently just because she's SNL's youngest host thus far.

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Pilson's Feedbag Dinners
Summary: Chevy Chase endorses the dinners for people who are always on the go.

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Believe In Bees
Summary: Wendy (Jodie Foster) meets Bee Peter Pan (Laraine Newman) and Tinkerbee (John Belushi), but doesn't take their existence seriously.

Recurring Characters: Bees.

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Brian Wilson performs "Back Home"


Rovco's Puberty Helper
Summary: As a manic pitchman (Dan Aykroyd) promotes the product, Jodie Foster demonstrates how it works to cure teen trauma.

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Metal Detector
Summary: The metal detector at an airport reveals a traveler's (Dan Aykroyd) bizarre fetish.

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Weekend Update with Jane Curtin
Summary: Jane Curtin asks President-Elect Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd) a trivia question about Generalissimo Franco over the phone. Fake footage shows Christina and Jackie Onassis mud-wrestling. Jane Curtin reads viewer suggestions on how Morris the Cat can commit suicide.


What Kinda Guy Watches Saturday Night?
Summary: Steve Bushakis (John Belushi) reveals that he's the kinda guy who watches SNL.

Recurring Characters: Steve Bushakis.

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Brian Wilson performs "Love is a Woman"


Little Known Talents Of The Not Ready For Prime-Time Players
Summary: Gilda Radner and Laraine Newman demonstrate talents that include an impression of a possessed chicken.


Don Pardo: The First 50 Years
Summary: Don Pardo's life history is acted out by the cast.

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Jodie's Teacher
Summary: Jodie Foster hopes to make summer plans with her teacher, Mr. Davis (Dan Aykroyd).

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Kids' Dreams
Summary: Kids talk about their dreams in a film by Gary Weis.


The King Kong Dirge
Summary: Garrett Morris sings a dirge about King Kong.


I'm Not Black
Summary: A husband (Garrett Morris) learns the horrifying truth about his wife (Jane Curtin).

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Mr. Mike's Least-Loved Bedtime Tales
Summary: Mr. Mike (Michael O'Donoghue) tells the story of "The Little Train That Died."

Recurring Characters: Mr. Mike.

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Brian Wilson performs "Good Vibrations"


Goodnights
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