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  Season 2: Episode 11

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January 15th, 1977

Ralph Nader

George Benson

Andy Kaufman


Al Franken

Tom Schiller

Mitchell Laurance

Neil Levy

Ralph's New Image
Summary: Ralph Nader shows up at Studio 8H ready to cut loose and have a good time, even in spite of various safety harzards he encounters while having his make-up applied.


Note: Bill Murray's first episode.

Ralph Nader's Monologue
Summary: Ralph Nader experiences technical difficulties after he discusses some of RCA's wrongdoings.


Long Distance
Summary: Chess-loving grandfather (Bill Murray) badmouthes his ingrate grandson while waiting for his call.


Televised Execution Rehearsal
Summary: A manic director (Bill Murray) runs through the dress rehearsal for the televised execution of convincted murderer, Dean Slydell (Tom Schiller).


Baba Wawa Talks to Herself
Summary: Baba Wawa (Gilda Radner) promotes her upcoming special, in which she only talks to herself.

Recurring Characters: Barbara Walters.


George Benson performs "Masquerade"

Carter's Confederate Takeover
Summary: Ralph Nader imagines that Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd) has taken over the country.

Recurring Characters: Jimmy Carter.


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin
Summary: A hospitalized John Belushi phones in to complain that no one has mentioned his injury. Bill Murray reports on Rosalyn Carter's looks. Texxon representative, Mr. Rigg (Nader), explains the conditions of their solar energy deal. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) comments that she's against making Puerto Rico a "steak".

Recurring Characters: Emily Litella.


Andy Kaufman
Summary: The less-than-stellar impressions of Foreign Man (Andy Kaufman) lead up to the ultimate Elvis impersonation.


The Coneheads At Home
Summary: Beldar (Dan Aykroyd), Prymaat (Jane Curtin), and Connie Conehead (Laraine Newman) are alien beings who claim to come from France, and spend their days adjusting to their new life on Earth. Tonight, Beldar and Prymaat meet Connie's new boyfriend, Ronnie (Bill Murray).

Recurring Characters: Beldar Conehead, Prymmat Conehead, Connie Conehead, Ronnie.


Inflatable Doll Testing
Summary: Ralph Nader conducts safety "tests" on a pair of blow-up dolls.


Summary: Gary Weis explores the world of waste management in New York.

Note: Repeat from 04/17/76.

George Benson performs "Gonna Love You More"

Youth Asks The Questions
Summary: Students ask Ralph Nader less-than-intelligent questions.

Recurring Characters: Rhonda Weiss, Sherry.

Ambassador Training Institute
Summary: A commercial spokesman (Andrew Duncan) explains how you can apply to become a U.S. ambassador for a foreign country, aptly mixing work with play.

Note: Repeat from 11/08/75.


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