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76k: Ralph Nader / George Benson
Goodnights
... Ralph Nader and cast
[Ralph Nader stands at home base, flanked by Laraine
Newman and Gilda Radner. Jane Curtin and Bill Murray
are visible in the background.]
Ralph Nader: Well, it's been a fun evening. Not
an easy evening. Uh, biting humor. [suddenly laughs
maniacally, to the amusement of the cast] Take that,
Tom Snyder! And thank you all very much! Good sport!
Thank you for the cast.
Laraine Newman: [waves into camera] Good night,
John!
Gilda Radner: Good night, John!
Ralph Nader: [waves into camera] John Belushi,
get well!
Gilda Radner: Yeah!
Ralph Nader: Don't defy the laws of
gravity!
[We pull back some more to reveal that the five are
flanked by Garrett Morris who is eating peanuts and
musical guest George Benson.]
Garrett Morris: Break a leg, John!
Ralph Nader: [picks up cardboard box of peanuts
and starts tossing them in the air] Have some
peanuts!
Gilda Radner: Good night, everybody!
Ralph Nader: Peanuts! Peanuts!
[The closing theme kicks in. The cast throws peanuts
into the crowd. George Benson, all but ignored, waves.
The camera pulls back and away to reveal the
applauding audience.]
Don Pardo V/O: Joining tonight's cast was Bill
Murray. Next Saturday Night, our host will be Ruth
Gordon with musical guest Chuck Berry. This is your
old consumer, Don Pardo -- I don't care what Ralph
Nader says -- on the way home, I'm gonna consume a hot
dog! I love rodent hairs! Good
night.
Submitted Anonymously
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