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  Season 2: Episode 12

76l: Ruth Gordon / Chuck Berry

Ruth Gordon's Monologue

.....Ruth Gordon

Announcer: Ladies and gnetlemen -- Ruth Gordon!

Ruth Gordon: Well! Well! Tonight -- tonight you're seeing somebody VERY unusual in this world, because I'm doing smething I like to do. I'm sorry, that's unusual -- but that explains me. Tonight, I'm here because I enjoy being here. I like to make an entrance! I like to get applause! And, when I'm on, I like to do something new -- and is this ever new, tonight! Because tonight... the bunch believes that I, after sixty-one years of being an actress, that I am READY... for The Not Ready For Prime-Time Players. and HOW do you like this? Five will getcha ten -- I AM ready! Take it easy!

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