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  Season 2: Episode 15

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March 12th, 1977

Sissy Spacek

Richard Baskin

Al Franken

Tom Davis

Dave Wilson

Jim Downey

Dave Wilson is Dead
Summary: The sudden death of director Dave Wilson places the show in jeopardy.



Sissy Spacek's Monologue
Summary: Sissy Spacek gives her Oscar speech and performs a cut baton-twirling scene from "Carrie."


Burger Master
Summary: Have your burger any way you want it, no request is too odd to handle.


Ask President Carter
Summary: Walter Cronkite (Bill Murray) hosts a radio Q&A session with President Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd).

Recurring Characters: Walter Cronkite, President Jimmy Carter.


Amy's Bedtime Story
Summary: Amy Carter's (Sissy Spacek) ex-con nanny (Garrett Morris) tells her a bedtime story.

Recurring Characters: Walter Cronkite, President Jimmy Carter, Amy Carter.


How Your Children Grow
Summary: Jane Curtin interviews Dr. Alan Ross (Bill Murray), a man afflicted with Quintlexia and who can only utter five words.

Note: Despite only having to utter the same five words throughout the sketch, Bill Murray manages to slip up and append a couple of extra words to his sentence at one point.


John Belushi's Dream
Summary: John Belushi announces that he's giving up comedy to train for the Decathlon.


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin
Summary: Muhammad Ali (Garrett Morris) wants to make his own version of a "Rocky" movie. Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) finds "endangered feces" to be an odd subject to comment on.

Recurring Characters: Muhammed Ali, Emily Litella.


Richard Baskin & Sissy Spacek perform "One I Love You"

Summary: After having trouble creating spontaneous material about a meteorologist at a doctor's office, improvisationists Al Franken and Tom Davis perform a scene in which they deliver the news after World War III.


Gidget's Disease
Summary: Spokeswoman (Jane Curtin) discusses the disease that's suffered by terminally cute women everywhere.


Young Newlyweds
Summary: White trash couple (John Belushi, Sissy Spacek) argue in their kitchen after a failed attempt at intimacy.


The Baton
Summary: In a film by Gary Weis, Sissy Spacek twirls a baton in slow motion.

Bad Playhouse
Summary: Leonard Pinth-Garnell (Dan Aykroyd) presents a scene from "The Millkeeper."

Recurring Characters: Leonard Pinth-Garnell.


Richard Baskin performs "City of One-Night Stands"

Sissy's Roles
Summary: In a film by Robert Altman, Sissy Spacek plays several roles in a series of related scenes.


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