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  Season 2: Episode 19

76s: Elliot Gould / The McGarrigle Sisters, Roslyn Kind


.....Elliot Gould

Elliot Gould: [ unaware of camera as he paces Home Base ] I'm -- I'm on? Weive got sixty seconds to fill, right? Well, I know we've got Earl the Pearl sitting up there -- [ he gestures to balcony ]

[ Belushi taps Elliot on the shoulder, then removes his shades to reveal fake eyeballs attached to his face as he looks around blindly ]

John Belushi: He's up there?

[ Aykroyd makes his way to the front of the stage ]

Dan Aykroyd: Hey, I'd like to make an appeal -- I need a pair of, uh, tanks for a Harley Davidson, a '71 Electra Glide Police Special. I need Fat Bob tanks. I've only got, like, the 3.2 gallon tanks -- I need the big tanks. Please write me a letter if you've got them. I'll pay you good money. This is for a 1971 Electra Glide Harley Davidson Police Special -- I need the tanks, the Fat Bob tanks. Thank you!

John Belushi: Also... Gail Sears -- Gail Sears, uh, I hope your knee gets better, and Dick Butkus, also. [ to Elliot ] My two idols. That's it.

Gilda Radner: That's all, say good night!

John Belushi: Gilda, you want to say anything?

Gilda Radner: Nothing!

John Belushi: Say good night to Johnny Carson, Ed MacMahon, and, uh...

Laraine Newman: Doc Severinsen!

John Belushi: Doc Severinsen, uh -- we don't watch your show, but we respect it very much. Elliot Gould! The BEST host we've ever had! [ Elliot laughs ] You're the BEST host we've ever had -- honest!

[ the audience cheers, as Elliot shakes Belushi's hand and the credits finally begin to roll ]

Announcer: Next Saturday night, our host will be Eric Idle, with musical guest Neil Innes and Alan Price. Your announcer is Don Pardo. I wonder: should I leave my make-up on 'til I get home? Why not? I look so handsome with make-up! Good night!

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