Mardi Gras Special
Fats Domino As Sung By Garrett Morris
[ open on close-up of doubloon with Fats Domino's head on it ]
Announcer: Now, for a limited time only, Telecomm Records presents:
[ doubloon spins around to reveal Garrett Morris' head on the back side ]
A treasury of Fats Domino, as sung by Garrett Morris!
[ dissolve to Garrett Morris seated at a piano, as he plays the notes for "Blueberry Hill" ]
Garrett Morris: [ singing ] "I found my thri-ill!" [ hits the same set of notes twelve times ]
Hi! I'm Garrett Morris! And, if you act RIGHT NOW, you can get this and many more of the music of Fats Domino, as sung by me, Garrett Morris! You'll get:
[ singing ] "Ain't.. that.. a shame!" [ hits the same set of twelve notes from "Blueberry Hill" ]
"My tears fell like rain!" [ hits those same twelve notes again ]
[ song titles scroll:
Please Don't Leave Me
The Fat Man
I'm In Love Again
Whole Lot Of Lovin
I'm Gonna Be A Wheel Someday
I Want to Walk You Home
Walking to New Orleans
My Girl Josephine ]
Garrett Morris: This, and many, many more of Fats Domino's wonderful music, sung by a guy who has always loved The Fats! And who tries as much as he can, to sound just a little bit like him! You'll get:
[ singing ] "Blue Monday" [ hits those same twelve notes on the piano ]
"How I hate Blue Monday!" [ same twelve notes ]
"All my tiredness, has gone awaaaayyy!!"
[ song title scroll repeats itself ]
AND! The best thing about this amazing TV offer, is that the music of Fats Domino as sung by Garrett Morris, is ONLY $49.95! Yes, $49.95! And I even sing Fats' BIGGEST hit:
[ singing ] "I found my thri-ill!" [ same twelve notes ]
RIGHT on the record! So order NOW, while it's on demand!
[ singing ] "That's why I'm walkin' to New Orleans!" [ same twelve notes ]
[ dissolve to doubloon with Garrett's head on it, and SUPER: "Treasury of Fats Domino, Pier 26, New York, NY 10007" ]
Announcer: Send now, for your own treasury of Fats Domino, sung by Garrett Morris. Pier 26, New York, New York.
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