Summary: A pair of Czechoslavakian brothers who ran from the tanks, Jorge (Steve Martin) and Yortuk Festrunk (Dan Aykroyd) try to pick up a pair of women (Jane Curtin, Gilda Radner) playing Ping-Pong in their apartment building's rec room.
Summary: Laraine Newman recaps her visit to the Mao Tse-tung death anniversary. Bill Murray reviews "The Deep". Garrett Morris comments on the week's sports stories. John Belushi recaps his selection for a Weekend Update scholarship fund.