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  Season 3: Episode 7


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December 10th, 1977

Mary Kay Place

Willie Nelson

Andy Kaufman

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Tom Davis

Jim Downey

Al Franken

Tom Schiller

Mitchell Laurance

Neil Levy

Alan Zweibel

Pep Rally
Summary: Cheerleader Mary Kay Place rallies the cast to perform "SNL"'s peppiest show ever.

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Montage


Mary Kay Place's Monologue
Summary: Mary Kay Place reads an entry from her 8th Grade diary.

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Hey You!
Summary: Woman (Gilda Radner) garners attention by using the perfume for one-night stands.

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More Insects To Worry About
Summary: Dr. Haskell Lack (John Belushi) tells Jane Curtin about insects that burrow behind contact lenses and about funny ants.


Total Womanhood Meeting


Willie Nelson performs "Whiskey River" & "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain"


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroyd
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Married In A Minute!
Summary: In 1960's New York, single young women visiting the city are lucky when it comes to money, housing, careers, and husbands.

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Andy Kaufman


Bad Musical
Recurring Characters: Leonard Pinth-Garnell, Ronnie Bateman.


Mary Kay Place & Willie Nelson performs "Something to Brag About"


The Story of Chanukah
Summary: Bobbi Farber (Gilda Radner) explains the origin of Chanukah to her neighbors (Bill Murray, Mary Kay Place).

Recurring Characters: Bobbi Farber, Larry Farber.


Goodnights
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