Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 3: Episode 7
December 10th, 1977
Mary Kay Place
: Cheerleader Mary Kay Place rallies the cast to perform "SNL"'s peppiest show ever.
Mary Kay Place's Monologue
: Mary Kay Place reads an entry from her 8th Grade diary.
: Woman (Gilda Radner) garners attention by using the perfume for one-night stands.
More Insects To Worry About
: Dr. Haskell Lack (John Belushi) tells Jane Curtin about insects that burrow behind contact lenses and about funny ants.
Total Womanhood Meeting
Willie Nelson performs "Whiskey River" & "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain"
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroyd
Married In A Minute!
: In 1960's New York, single young women visiting the city are lucky when it comes to money, housing, careers, and husbands.
: Leonard Pinth-Garnell, Ronnie Bateman.
Mary Kay Place & Willie Nelson performs "Something to Brag About"
The Story of Chanukah
: Bobbi Farber (Gilda Radner) explains the origin of Chanukah to her neighbors (Bill Murray, Mary Kay Place).
: Bobbi Farber, Larry Farber.
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