Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

January 28th, 1978 Robert Klein Bonnie Raitt None Bob Van Ry Paul Shaffer Michael O'Donoghue Brian Doyle-Murray Don Novello Anne Beatts Tom Schiller Howard Shore Mitchell Laurance

Rock Concert

Summary: Don Kirschner (Paul Shaffer) presents the "Mr. Mike (Muchael O'Donoghue) and Tina Turner" (Garrett Morris) Review, as the duo performs their rendition of "Proud Mary". Recurring Characters: Don Kirschner, Mr. Mike, Tina Turner. Transcript

Montage

Robert Klein's Monologue

Summary: Robert Klein recalls the time in college when he portrayd Sherlock in "The Merchant of Venice". First Hosted: 75e. Transcript

Olympia Cafe

Summary: Cheeseburgers are the only dish on the menu at Pete Dionasopolis' (John Belushi) Olympia Cafe. Recurring Characters: Pete Dionasopolis, George Dionasopolis, Sandy Dionasopolis, Nico Dionasopolis. Transcript

The X-Police

Summary: X-Police officers (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray) break into the home of a cohabitating couple (Robert Klein, Laraine Newman) and kill them for violating the law. Recurring Characters: X-Police. Transcript

Bonnie Raitt performs "Runaway"

Also Performed: 89k, 94b.

Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroyd

Recurring Characters: Roseanne Roseannadanna. Transcript

Nick "Winters"

Summary: Nick "Winters" (Bill Murray) sings the theme from "Star Wars" while entertaining skiiers in The Powder Room. Recurring Characters: Nick the Lounge Singer, Jimmy Joe Red Sky, Shelley. Transcript

Nerds Radio Interview

Sumary: Disc jockey Larry Duggan (Dan Aykroyd) endures an interview with a trio of nerds (Gilda Radner, Bill Murray, Robert Klein) who have released a lame rock album. Recurring Characters: Lisa Loopner, Todd DiLaMuca, Enid Loopner.

Frogs Look At Film

Summary: Jerry Lewis (Robert Klein) stars in "The Nutty Air Traffic Controller". Recurring Characters: Jerry Lewis.

Giant Lobsters Update

Summary: Jane Curtin informs Robert Klein that giant lobsters are descending upon New York City.

Bonnie Raitt & Robert Klein perform "Give It All Up or Let Me Go"

Barbara & Rhonda on Dope

Summary: Rhonda Weiss (Gilda Radner) and her friend Barbara (Jane Curtin) smoke dope together, but are soon freaking out in reality when they hear the sounds of atomic lobsters approaching. Recurring Characters: Rhonda Weiss, Barbara.

Attack Of The Atomic Lobsters

Summary: The lobsters burst into the studio and proceed to devour members of the cast, crew, and audience.

Lobsters Take New York / Goodnights

Summary: Robert Klein reports on the havoc in the studio as the lobsters continue their rampage. Transcript