Billy Joel, "Just The Way You Are"
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A Former President Speaks to the Nation
 In rebuttal to Ronald Reagan, former President Ford (Chase) discusses the Suez Canal.
Recurring Characters: Gerald Ford.
Chevy Chase's Monologue
Chase milks the audience for cheap applause.
The Moth Masher
Pitchman (Dan Aykroyd) demonstrates how to use masher to preserve moths.
Post-Sex Discussion
Man (Chase) and woman (Gilda Radner) chat after their one-night stand.
Billy Joel performs "Only The Good Die Young"
King
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroyd
Chase makes a fake phone call to relieve Dan Aykroyd of his Update duties.
Laraine Newman interviews striking miner (Al Franken) who can't stop coughing.
John Belushi's boxing commentary leads to an attack on Jane Curtin.
Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) is happy to see Chase back at the Update desk.
Garrett Morris repeats the top story for the hard-of-hearing.
Recurring Characters: Emily Litella.
Customs Trainee
Smugglers (John Belushi, Laraine Newman) slip drugs past Customs trainee (Chase).
Bad Day Soundtrack Film
Sermonette
Church of Confusion holy man (Chase) rambles into perplexing subjects.
World War II GI Quiz
Germans (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray) try to sneak behind American lines during WW2.
Billy Joel performs "Just The Way You Are"
Sketch With No Ending
When Chase breaks character, alternate sketch endings are attempted.
Recurring Characters: Land Shark.
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