Summary: In a silent film, a pair of grave robbers (John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd) steal the recently-buried corpse of Charlie Chaplin (Gilda Radner).
Art Garfunkel's Monologue
Summary: Art Garfunkel receives feedback while performing "What a Wonderful World", and it sets John Belushi on a rant about how NBC continues to negatively perceive the cast and crew of their late-night enterprise.
Summary: Tom Snyder (Dan Aykroyd) conducts an anonymous interview with Andy Strauss (Art Garfunkel), a man who is physically abused by his wife.
Recurring Characters: Tom Snyder.
Stephen Bishop performs "On & On"
Miracle In Chicago
Summary: Richard Daley (John Belushi)
Summary: The backstage guard (John Belushi) at a KISS concert is vigilant about who he will or will not let in to visit the band.
Recurring Characters: Jerry Eldini.
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroyd
Summary: Garrett Morris demonstrates an anti-clotting drug by viewing a microscopic slide of an old Mighty Nouse cartoon. Bill Murray reviews "Coming Home" and takes back every doubt he's had about Jane Fondsa since the Hanoi incident.
Art Garfunkel performs "All I Know" & "Scarborough Fair"
Looks At Books
Summary: Jane Curtin interviews nerds Lisa Loopner (Gilda Radner) and Todd DiLaMuca (Bill Murray), the authors of "Whatever Happened to the Class of '77".
Recurring Characters: Lisa Loopner, Todd DiLaMuca.
Schiller's Reel: Don't Look Back In Anger
Summary: An elderly John Belushi visits the early graves of the Not Ready for Prime Time Players.