Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos: Bit Players:

March 18th, 1978 Jill Clayburgh Eddie Money None None Don Novello Tom Schiller Rosie Shuster Alan Zweibel Anne Beatts Marilyn Suzanne Miller Al Franken

Garrett Morris sings "Danny Boy"

Summary: This time, Garrett Morris writes the jokey scroll that appears on-screen as he sings an Irish ditty.

Montage

Jill Clayburgh's Monologue

Summary: Jill Clayburgh runs short on time while explaining how much more effort she's going to put into her monologue this time around. First Hosted: 75o.

Royal Deluxe II

Summary: The vehicle that rides smooth enough to allow a rabbi to perform a circumcision in the back seat. Note: Repeat from: 77a.

Olympia Cafe

Summary: A new waitress (Jill Clayburgh) finds the static menu choices annoying, while a female customer (Jane Curtin) tries to post a benefit sign for two little boys who swallowed a balloon. Recurring Characters: Pete Dionasopolis, George Dionasopolis, Sandy Dionasopolis, Nico Dionasopolis, Mike Dionasopolis. Transcript

Sybil III

Summary: Ditzy psychoanalyst (Jill Clayburgh) thinks three women named Sybil (Jane Curtin, Gilda, Laraine Newman) are actually one woman with three split personalities. Recurring Characters: Colleen Fernman.

Bad One-Man Theater

Summary: Leonard Pinth-Garnell (Dan Aykroyd) presents the one-man play "An Evening With...", which actually consists of five actors performing rambling monologues simultaneously. Recurring Characters: Leonard Pinth-Garnell, Steve Bushakis, Ronnie Bateman.

Eddie Money performs "Baby Hold On"

Nutrifix

Summary: Mom (Jane Curtin) promotes the breakfast-on-the-go substitute,

Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroyd

Recurring Characters: Roseanne Roseannadanna.

Everything's Blurry

Summary: On an airplane, a bespectacled woman (Jill Clayburgh) sits next to a proud man (John Belushi) who refuses to acknowledge his own vision problem.

Shower Mike

Summary: Richard Herkiman (Bill Murray) interrupts his wife, Jane's (Gilda Radner), shower to help rekindle the relationship of their neighbors Morty (John Belushi) and Judy Coony (Jill Clayburgh). Recurring Characters: Richard Herkiman, Jane Herkiman.

The Coneheads On Earth

Summary: Prymaat (Jane Curtin) is incensed to discover that Beldar (Dan Aykroyd) has been having an affair with one of his driving students (Jill clayburgh). Recurring Characters: Beldar Conehead, Prymaat Conehead, Connie Conehead, Ronnie Getsetter. Transcript

Celebrity Crack-Up

Summary: Tony Orlando (Bill Murray), Roberty Blake (John Belushi), Richard Pryor (Garrett Morris), and Claudine Longet (Gilda Radner) relate their tales of cracking up to one another. Recurring Characters: Robert Blake, Tony Orlando.

Eddie Money performs "Two Tickets to Paradise"

Relationships

Summary: Jill Clayburgh sings a song about relationships.

Goodnights

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