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  Season 3: Episode 16


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April 8th, 1978

Michael Palin

Eugene Record

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Jim Downey

Akira Yoshimura

Tom Davis

Al Franken

Alan Zweibel

The Oscars
Recurring Characters: Jimmy Carter, Yasser Arafat, Anwar Sadat.


Montage


Michael Palin's Monologue
Also Hosted: 78j, 78r, 83j.

Cameos: 79n, 82e, 96j.

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Little Chocolate Donuts
Summary: Henry Higgins (Christopher Lee) attempts to teach Baba Wawa (Gilda Radner) how to pronounce her R's.

Note: Repeat from: 77f.


IRS Confession


H&L Brock


The Seagull


Eugene Record performs "Have You Seen Her?"


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroyd
Summary: Tongsun Park impersonator (Akira Yoshimura). John Belushi comments on the demolition of Radio City Music Hall.


Nerds Piano Lesson
Recurring Characters: Lisa Loopner, Todd DiLaMuca, Mrs. Loopner, Mr. Brighton.

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The Forgotten Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes


Party Arguments


Eugene Record performs "Trying To Get To You"


The Mr. Bill Show
Summary: "Mr. Bill Pays His Taxes"


Danger Probe
Recurring Characters: Dave Mable.


Goodnights
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