Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 3: Episode 17
April 15th, 1978
The President's Message on Inflation
: In an effort to cut down on inflation, President Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd) urges Americans to burn 8% of their savings.
: President Jimmy Carter, Amy Carter.
Michael Sarrazin's Monologue
: Michael Sarrazin is nervous about hosting the show on the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's assassination.
: The soap so pure that it can wash a housewife's (Jane Curtin) mind.
: Repeat from:
Josh Ramsey: V.D. Caseworker
: Josh Ramsey (Michael Sarrazin) is on the case when high school student Susie (Laraine Newman) thinks she may have venereal disease but is afraid to let her boyfriend Johnny (Bill Murray) find out.
Keith Jarrett performs "Country"
The Hate Jennifer Show
: Alone in her family's living room, Judy Miller (Gilda Radner) hosts a show about how much she hates her sister Jennifer.
: Judy Miller.
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroyd
: Bill Murray interviews "American Hot Wax" star Laraine Newman. Point-Counterpoint. Roseanne Roseannadanna (Gilda Radner).
: Roseanne Roseannadanna.
E. Buzz Miller's Exercise World
: E. Buzz Miller (Dan Aykroyd) spots Christy Christina (Laraine Newman) as she performs a number of naughty exercise routines.
: E. Buzz Miller, Christy Christina.
Keith Jarrett performs "My Song"
Schiller's Reel: La Dolce Gilda
: In a film by Tom Schiller, Gilda Radner's life at an SNL after-party takes on a Fellini-esque quality.
Gravity performs "Tuba City Gitback"
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