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  Season 3: Episode 18


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April 22nd, 1978

Steve Martin

The Blues Brothers

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Paul Shaffer

Tom Davis

Jim Downey

Brian Doyle-Murray

Al Franken

Mitchell Laurance

Rosie Shuster

Howard Shore

Anne Beatts

Tom Schiller

Rock Concert
Summary: Don Kirshner (Paul Shaffer) introduces brothers Jake (John Belushi) and Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd), who perform "Hey, Bartender".

Recurring Characters: Don Kirshner, Elwood Blues, Jake Blues.

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Montage


Steve Martin's Monologue
First Hosted: 76e.

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Hey You!
Summary: Woman (Gilda Radner) garners attention by using the perfume for one-night stands.

Note: Repeat from: 77g.


The Festrunk Brothers
Summary: Jorge () and Yortuk Festrunk () are glum when Cliff (Garrett Morris) convinces them they've been "hosed" by a couple of chicks (Laraine Newman, Gilda Radner) who have kept them waiting so they can pick up borth control devices at the Statue of Liberty.

Recurring Characters: Jorge Festrunk, Yortuk Festrunk, Cliff.

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Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber
Recurring Characters: Theodoric of York, Broom Gilda.

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Dancing In The Dark
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Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Dan Aykroyd
Summary: Dan Aykroyd pays Garrett Morris to pick up a supply of marijuana so he can perform a paraquat test.

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Steve Martin performs "King Tut"
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Love Story


Swan Lake Ballet


Troff 'n' Brew


Nerds Science Fair
Recurring Characters: Lisa Loopner, Todd DiLaMuca, Charles Knerlman.


The Blues Brothers perform "I Don't Know"


Next Week In Review


Goodnights
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