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  Season 3: Episode 19





77s: Richard Dreyfuss / Jimmy Buffett, Gary Tigerman

Goodnights

.....Richard Dreyfuss

Richard Dreyfuss: [ still atop the piano ] Thank you very much for coming, I hope you enjoyed the show! Go see "The Big Fix" in October! And --

[ Dreyfuss notices the Land Shark rising at his side, as the "Jaws" theme plays ]

Richard Dreyfuss: Agggghhhhh!!!!

[ the Land Shark gobbles Dreyfuss up, then falls back to the ground at the foot of the piano ]

[ the cast, Gary Tigerman, and crutchbound Jimmy Buffett and Father Guido Sarducci surround the piano ]

[ Dan Aykroyd comes to the front of the piano to show off his "Don't Buy Books By Crooks" Nixon t-shirt ]

[ Dreyfuss re-appears from behind the piano, then saunters around front to demonstrate his bravada as the Land Shark raises his head from behind the piano ]


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