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  Season 4: Episode 1


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October 7th, 1978

The Rolling Stones

The Rolling Stones

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Howard Shore

Cheryl Hardwick

Ed Koch

Carrie Fisher

Don Novello

Anne Beatts

Rosie Shuster

Brian Doyle-Murray

Mitchell Laurance

Tom Davis

Howard Shore and his Sounds
Summary: Garrett Morris, girl singers (Laraine Newman, Jane Curtin, Gilda Radner), and Howard Shore and his Sounds perform the song "I Love You", about the NBC chimes.

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Montage


Mayor Koch Honors John Belushi
Summary: Mayor Ed Koch honors "Animal House" star John Belushi with a City of New York Certificate of Merit.

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Autoscent
Summary: Joan (Jane Curtin) invites Pat (Gilda Radner) to sniff her new internal combustion deodorizer.

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Tomorrow
Summary: Tom Snyder (Dan Aykroyd) interviews Rolling Stones front man Mick Jagger and tries to mimick his performance style.

Recurring Characters: Tom Snyder.

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The Nerds and The Norge
Summary: As Todd (Bill Murray) vies to become the new Chess Club President, Lisa (Gilda Radner) and Mrs. Loopner (Joan Curtin) hire a low-pants wearing repairman (Dan Aykroyd) to salvage their old Norge.

Recurring Characters: Lisa Loopner, Todd DiLaMuca, Mrs. Loopner.

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Olympia Cafe
Summary: Pete's (John Belushi) journey to Greece to collect an inheritance is a bust, and the sight of a revamped cafe in his absence further outrages his broken soul.

Recurring Characters: Pete Dionasopolis, George Dionasopolis, Sandy Dionasopolis, Niko Dionasopolis, Mike Dionasopolis.

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Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
Summary: Bill Murray takes Jane Curtin's side during a Point-Counterpoint debate on the ERA ratification. Roseanne Roseannadanna's commentary on Studio 54 meanders into her disgust over a blister on Mr. Halston's foot.

Recurring Characters: Roseanne Roseannadanna.

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The Rolling Stones perform "Beast of Burdon", "Respectable", "Shattered"


Sushi By The Pool


Reuniting The Beatles
Recurring Characters: President Jimmy Carter, John Lennon, Paul McCartney.

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Network Battle of the T's & A's
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Danger Probe
Recurring Characters: Dave Mable.


Goodnights
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