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  Season 4: Episode 1







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Network Battle of the T's and A's

[ open on animated "NBC See Us" logo ]

Announcer: Next Friday night on NBC, an all-star celebrity sport spectactular: Network Battle of the T's & A's.

[ show various gratuitous close-ups of bouncing breasts and covered butts ]

The biggest stars, with the biggest T's, and the nicest A's!

Featuring Cheryl Ladd; "Wonder Woman" Lynda Carter; Suzanne Somers; Lola Falana; Valerie Perrine and Adrienne Barbeau.

[ more gratuitous close-ups of bouncing breasts and covered butts ]

All your favorite T's & A's, including "Hootchie Cootchie" girl Charo; and special guest star Carol Wayne; plus the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

[ more gratuitous close-ups of bouncing breasts and covered butts ]

Network Battle of the T's & A's. Friday at 10:00, 4:30 Central, 2:00 Mountain.

[ fade ]

[ on a later repeat, this filmed bit dissolves to a pan of the studio audience with SUPER: "did you know... Lingusits Rarely Achieve Simultaneous Translation?" ]


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