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  Season 4: Episode 4


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November 4th, 1978

Steve Martin

Van Morrison

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Anne Beatts

Tom Davis

Brian Doyle-Murray

Al Franken

Rosie Shuster

A Message From the President of the United States
Recurring Characters: President Jimmy Carter.

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Montage


Steve Martin's Monologue


Elvis Presley's Coat
Summary: The King may be dead, but his coat lives on and is a major hit at concert performances.

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What If?
Recurring Characters: Franklin Roosevelt, Elenour Roosevelt.


Theodoric of York
Recurring Characters: Theodoric of York, Broom Gilda.


Van Morrison performs "Wavelength"


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
Recurring Characters: Diana Ross.


Wild & Crazy Guys
Recurring Characters: Jorge Festrunk, Yortuk Festrunk.


Nerds in the Hospital
Recurring Characters: Lisa Loopner, Todd DiLaMuca, Charles Knerlman, Mrs. Loopner, Grant Robinson Jr.

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Looks at Books
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Van Morrison performs "Kingdom Hall"


Annoying Waiter
Note: Because the show ran long, this sketch ended abruptly. Steve Martin promises to do the sketch again the next time he hosts, which doesn't happen because Dan Aykroyd left the show at the end of this season.


Goodnights



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