Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 4: Episode 8
December 9th, 1978
: Telepsychic Ray (Dan Aykroyd) predicts the futures of his callers.
: Telepsychic Ray.
Eric Idle's Monologue
: Eric Idle searches for the writers when he finds no monologue waiting for him when he arrives at Home Base.
The French Chef
: A frantic Julia Child (Dan Aykroyd) quickly bleeds to death after cutting her finger.
: Originally written for Walter Matthau one week earlier.
The Woman He Loved
: Prince Charles (Eric Idle) lives in a trailer in Webster County, Mississippi and carries on an illicit affair with a thirteen-year old white trash girl (Laraine Newman).
: Prince Charles.
Kate Bush performs "The Man With The Child In His Eyes"
What Do You?
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
: Valerie Harper, Chico Escuela, Father Guido Sarducci.
Candy Slice Recording Session
: Jerry Aldini, Candy Slice.
: Joan Face, Irwin Mainway.
Cochise At Oxford
Kate Bush performs "Them Heavy People"