
Saturday Night Live Transcripts

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Season 4: Episode 9

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December 16th, 1978

Elliott Gould

Peter Tosh

Bob & Ray

Dave Wilson

Mick Jagger

Paul Shaffer

Yvonne Hudson

Brian Doyle-Murray

Jim Downey

Tom Schiller

Andy Murphy

Al Franken
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White House Lawn Special Event
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Summary: President Jimmy Carter (Dan Aykroyd) and his daughter Amy (Laraine Newman) ceremoniously unlight the White House Christmas tree in order to conserve energy.

Recurring Characters: President Jimmy Carter, Amy Carter.

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Elliot Gould's Monologue
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Summary: Elliott Gould tap dances and sings "Christmas Time in Harlem" with help from Garrett Morris.

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Baby Norway All-Flammable Christmas Tree
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Summary: Spokesman (Dan Aykroyd) touts the miniature flammable tree that provides hours of yuletide enjoyment.

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The Widettes
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Summary: The big-butt Widette Family (Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtin, John Belushi, Gilda Radner) celebrate Christmas with Uncle Jerry (Elliott Gould).

Recurring Characters: Betty Widette, Bob Widette, Jeff Widette, Tammy Widette.

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Peter Tosh & Mick Jagger perform "Don't Look Back"
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Mommie Dearest
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Summary: Christina Crawford (Gilda Radner) recalls the Christmas she was pushed around by Mommie Dearest Joan Crawford (Jane Curtin) and her Hollywood co-stars Clark Gable (Dan Aykroyd), Katharine Hepburn (Laraine Newman) and Cary GRant (Bill Murray).

Recurring Characters: Joan Crawford, Colleen Fernman, Katharine Hepburn, Clark Gable, Cary Grant.

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Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
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Recurring Characters: Roseanne Roseannadanna.

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The Spirits of Christmas
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St. Mickey's Knights of Columbus
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Recurring Characters: Frank Leary, Jack Neehauser, Francis Jacko Leary, Jr., Sister Serena.
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Peter Tosh performs "Bush Doctor"
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Christmas Tree Salesman
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Summary: While the Christmas tree salesman (Elliott Gould) is lured across across the street by a prostitute (Laraine Newman), homeless Honker (Bill Murray) manages to make a sale for a mother (Gilda Radner) and her little girl (Gilda Radner).

Recurring Characters: Honker.

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