Air Date: Host: Musical Guest: Special Guests: Cameos:

March 17th, 1979 Margot Kidder The Chieftains Al Franken Tom Davis Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) Andy Murphy Anne Beatts Jim Downey Dave Wilson Lorne Michaels Tom Schiller Brian Doyle-Murray Rosie Shuster

Doyle's Tavern

Summary: Dick Lankey (Bill Murray) and the WGN team perform a live St. Patrick's Day broadcast from Doyle's Tavern while awaiting the arrival of Richard Daley's ghost. Recurring Characters: Dick Lankey. Transcript

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Margot Kidder's Monologue

Summary: Margot Kidder's monologue is interrupted by drunken camera and control work, thanks to an excess of St. Patrick's Day inbibement by Dave Wilson and the crew. Recurring Characters: Dick Lankey. Transcript

The Navy Adventure

Summary: It's more than a job - it's a small handful of money each week. Transcript

Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute

Summary: Fred Garvin (Dan Aykroyd) attempts to service a bank executive (Margot Kidder) and roger her roundly. Transcript

The Chieftains performs "If I Had Maggie in the Woods"

St. Mickey's Knights of Columbus

Recurring Characters: Frank Leary, Jack Neehauser, Francis Jacko Leary, Jr., Sister Serena.

Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray

Summary: Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) discusses how easy it is for some religious figures to be granted Sainthood. Bill Murray sings Happy Birthday to a bust of Albert Einstein. Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin deliver a Point/Counterpoint debate on Lee Marvin's divorce settlement. Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci. Transcript

Superhero Party

Summary: Newly-married, Superman (Bill Murray) and Lois Lane (Margot Kidder) invite fellow superheroes to a party. To maintain his cover, Superman leaves to get some ice, then makes a quick appearance as Clark Kent and learns about Lois' unfaithful habit. Recurring Characters: Superman, Lois Lane, The Incredible Hulk, The Flash. Transcript

The Franken and Davis Show

Summary: Al Franken expresses his anger that Frankenberry cereal uses his image. Al Franken then hassles a homeless man (Tom Davis) on "Pity Thy Neighbor." Transcript

Men's Problems

Summary: A group of women pick up where the men left off last week. Transcript

The Chieftains perform "Morning Dew"

The Mr. Bill Show

Summary: In a film by Walter Williams, Mr. Bill hides in the closet so Mr. Hands won't find him. Transcript

Goodnights

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