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  Season 4: Episode 20


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May 26th, 1979

Buck Henry

Bette Midler

Al Franken

Tom Davis

Dave Wilson

Michael O'Donoghue

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Mr. Bill Visits SNL
Summary: Mr. Bill faces torment as an SNL audience member. Jane Curtin launches a tirade after Mr. Bill gets to say "Live From New York."

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Montage


Buck Henry's Monologue
Summary: The audience response to Buck Henry's TV diatribe determines the screen size of SNL's presentation.

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Ray's Disco Roller Fishing Park
Summary: Fun-loving Ray (Bill Murray) provides the ability to do all three activities in one convenient location.

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Samurai Bakery
Summary: Mr. Dantley (Buck Henry) orders a wedding cake from Samurai Futaba (John Belushi), the master baker.

Recurring Characters: Futaba, Mr. Dantley.

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The Nixons Watch "Blind Ambition"
Summary: After watching the TV movie "Blind Ambition", former president Richard Nixon (Dan Aykroyd) attempts to convince his family that the Watergate tapes were actually gag reels performed by him and his staff for amusement puposes only.

Recurring Characters: Richard Nixon, John Dean, Pat Nixon, Julie Eisenhower, David Eisenhower.

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Bette Midler performs "Married Men"


Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
Recurring Characters: Roseanne Roseannadanna.

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Uncle Roy
Summary: Terri (Laraine Newman) and Tracy (Gilda Radner) tie naughty babysitter Uncle Roy (Buck Henry) to their bedposts.

Recurring Characters: Uncle Roy, Terri, Tracy, Betty, Arthur.

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The Franken & Davis Show
Summary: Tom Davis reacts negatively when Al Franken ruins their act by becoming a Hare Krishna.

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Olympia Cafe
Recurring Characters: Pete Dionasopolis, George Dionasopolis, Sandy Dionasopolis, Niko Dionasopolis, Mike Dionasopolis.

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Bette Midler performs "Martha"


Clones Exist Now


Not For Transsexuals Only
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Michael O'Donaghue's Elvis Impression / Goodnights
Summary: Michael O'Donaghue demonstrates his impression of Elvis with needles jabbed into his eyes.

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