78t: Buck Henry / Bette Midler
Ray's Disco Roller Fishing Park
[ Ray enters on scene on rollerskates and carrying a fishing pole ]
Ray: Saaay! Do you like disco music? Do you like to roller skate? do you like to fish? You do?! Well, then you'll want to bring the whole family out to Ray's Disco Roller Fishing Park! A most exciting concept in weekend recreational entertainment amusement parks! Ray's Disco Roller Fishing Park is just a short drive away, so you'll save on gas! And once you get there, hold on to your hat 'cause here comes the fun!
[ dissolve to a group of adults and a small child on roller skates with their legs in the air, dancing ]
The disco music makes you want to get up and move! And on roller skates, it's great exercise!
[ cut to group of adults and small child standing on a pier fishing while wearing roller skates ]
And when you fish at the same time, it's so relaxing your cares just roll away in rhythm!
[ close-up of one hand holding roller skates, the other hand holding a fish ]
We rent you the skates and fishing poles; you just pack up the kids, and put a sign on the door that says: "Gone disco roller fishing!"
[ cut to large body of water on the Ray's property ]
Where? At Ray's Disco Roller Fishing Park! You're sure to catch something, and you can eat it later!
[ cut to an interracial couple on roller skates, holding up the fish they caught ]
Every Saturday we have our roller dance fishing contest, with a fifty-dollar prize for the best roller skating couple who catches the biggest fish!
[ dissolve back to Ray ]
Hey, if you like Barry White and whitefish, disco groups and groupers, or a disco bass with bass, come on out! Once you get it, you're gonna be hooked! [ chuckles ] But, sometimes, the music scares the fish!
[ Ray slips on his roller skates, falling to the pavement ]
Whoa-oa! And sometimes, you fall down!
[ something tugs on Ray's fishing pole ]
Whoa-oa! Whoa, I think I've got a big one! I'd better get up!
[ Ray stands as he reels the fish in ]
Whoops! I mean, get down!
[ dissolve to title card with address:
"Garden State Parkway
Long Branch, New Jersey" ]
Announcer: Why don't you get down to Ray's Disco Roller Fishing Park, jsut south of New York at the New Jersey coast. All major credit cards accepted.