Summary: Prince Charles' (Eric Idle) new book demonstrates the best methods for picking up girls.
Recurring Characters: Prince Charles.
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
Summary: Political correspondent Gerald Hacker (Harry Shearer) reports on a presidential straw vote held in England. Economic advisor Roseanne Roseannadanna (Gilda Radner) wanders from discussing the increase in mortgage rates to social gaffes by designer Yves St. Laurent.